I snuck inside to take a look. Things looked both ominous and promising....
|Keep closed from whom or what???|
|Not a surface left uncovered.|
|Red paper on windows - - - creates a peculiar glow.|
|Entire rooms are blocked with colossal hefty bags|
|Everything protected but the wee octagonal window frame|
|What does this mean? A secret message for the Stain Lord?|
Or just construction jesters??
But Jorge the Stain Lord??? Where was he hiding? Where had he chosen to begin his epic battle???
|The maestro's gear is the only thing left accessible|
|The samples are prepared and wait for final approval|
|A shadowy figure in the upper hall... could this be Jorge the Stain Lord??|
No. Just one of his side kicks.
Here HE IS!!!
|Jorge the Stain Lord!!!|
Jorge the Stain Lord many not look like much with his curious respirator mask and his unassuming costume (where is his cape??) - - but this is the super hero that will deliver us safe harbor from Stainmageddon. He will take the reigns and where there is brown - - he will make gold. He will sand and he will spray and he will compare and contrast -- and he will CONQUER!!!!!
Go Stain Lord. GO!!!!!!!